Humorous
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:David Sedaris

The Cow and the Turkey The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 1972-01-15 | Author:Jean Shepherd

XVII I SHOW OFF Flick looked puzzled. “A Bloody Charlie? How the hell do you make a Bloody Charlie?” “You mean you don’t serve Bloody Charlies here?” Flick rummaged under ...
( Category: Short Stories March 25,2014 )
azw3, epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2007-09-12 | Author:Craig Ferguson

LA VIE NOUVELLE AFTER THE DEATH OF HER LAST LOVER, Bruce, the Australian diplomat who had drunkenly stumbled in front of a Metro train, Claudette had felt she had to ...
( Category: Cultural Heritage March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw |eng | 2009-12-23 | Author:Elton, Ben [Elton, Ben]

Hello, Baby The man upon whom all the dreams were focused was in his hotel room indulging in a dream of his own. ‘Hello, Emma,’ he breathed into the telephone, ...
( Category: Murder March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf |eng | 1999-09-15 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

The purpose of it was to kill people by jazzing them with more electricity than their bodies could stand. Dwayne Hoover had seen it twice—once during a tour of the ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-06 | Author:Tim Sandlin

14 “If you are pregnant, we could get married and live in an apartment. I’ll find a job.” “Oh, Sam, don’t be a squirrel.” *** Being a squirrel was the ...
( Category: Coming of Age March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-12 | Author:Shalom Auslander

16. IT WAS ALREADY WELL past noon when Wilbur Messerschmidt Sr. answered the front door in his bathrobe and slippers. Kugel, he said. Senior, said Kugel. Senior was what all ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-05-25 | Author:Becker

BY THE TIME we finished Grandma, good to the last scrap of rubbery aged meat, Grandpa had regained consciousness and Annabelle was morphing; she was sick and feverish, murmuring Dashboard ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2010-08-15 | Author:Kingsley Amis

XIV 'THAT was all very efficient,' Christine said. 'You're getting good at this sort of thing, aren't you? First the table, then the Evening Post thing, and now this.' 'I ...
( Category: Surrealism March 25,2014 )
azw3, epub, mobi |eng | 2003-01-23 | Author:Christopher Moore

“As if I were a dog,” I said. “Exactly as if you were a dog.” The angel was also wearing modern American garb, and although he was still strikingly handsome, ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2008-01-02 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

I DEPARTED SAMOZA Hall by the same route Tex Johnson had taken. I sat down on a bench at the edge of the Quadrangle, across from the library, next to ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-11-30 | Author:Trevor Cole

Chapter 12 It was early Saturday morning, and so the bus that took Jean back to Kotemee was only a third full, a ragged crop of heads, mostly middle-aged tourists, ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf | | 2000-06-21 | Author:Christopher Moore

Molly Molly slammed the truck into the Dumpster behind the Head of the Slug Saloon. Glass from the headlights tinkled to the tarmac and the fan raked across the radiator ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2007-01-02 | Author:Tao Lin

A hamster was on the wall in the bear’s kitchen when the bear appeared. The bear appeared sitting in a chair. The hamster ran like a spider across the wall, ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2006-01-02 | Author:Monica Drake; Chuck Palahniuk

13. Silence Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Golden FOUR IN THE MORNING. THE DEPRESSION HOUR. THE hour of brain chemistry and despair. My mouth was cotton-mouth-beer-drinking dry. I reached for ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )